butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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