I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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