But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
She said her name was "party"
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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