Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
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