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(313): View more from Michigan

i only hope i can top last weeks sext session

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I'm skeptical of all drag queens.

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(404): View more from Georgia

If I was on drugs, this would be amazing

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(813): View more from Florida

I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?

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(416): View more from Toronto

thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks

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(315): View more from New York

Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha

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