Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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