spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Randomize
