I'm going to rape someone's good day.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
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I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
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I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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