have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
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his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
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I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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