I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
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My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
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Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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