Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
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I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
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He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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