I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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