just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
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it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
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How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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