I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
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Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
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There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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