This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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