i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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