what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Randomize
