didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
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Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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