There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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