they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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