So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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