So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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