for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
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we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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