Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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