Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
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Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
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I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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