no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
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