So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
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he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
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After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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