I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
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I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
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I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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