Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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