Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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