He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'm passing your future prison.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
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Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
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Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Is Oprah even human
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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