yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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