I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
