She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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