its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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