i need an iv and a liver transplant
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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