hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
our cab driver is having phone sex.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
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Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
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"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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