But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
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It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
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we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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