these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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