3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
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Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
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Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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