I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
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I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
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We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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