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She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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