so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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