pedialite and red bull = repair kit
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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