I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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