is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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