I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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