no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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