Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
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He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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