you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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