Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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