she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
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I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
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Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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