At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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