im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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